Throughout 50 years of the SPATiF history
There were drunk:
350 000 nips of Krupnik
750 000 cups of coffee and tea
1 450 000 litres of juice
2 500 000 nips of vodka (including 10 000 bottles brought in by arrivals)
10 000 000 pints of beer
There were devoured:
720 000 tortellini-like "Pierogi"
stuffed with cottage cheese
180 000 bowls of a traditional polish
soup called "Zurek".
There were smoked:
10 000 000 cigarettes
Fallen down the stairs:
14 000 people
In toilet:
There were 5250 sexual intercourse
There were recorded:
5 300 police raids
There were killed:
2500 cockroaches
(and none over the past 10 years)
There were worn out:
750 pairs of staff shoes
The club was blamed for:
15 000 divorces and family rows
There were administered
2 343 Disulfiram treatment to SPATiF customers
There were filed and written
36 000 complaints and poison-pen letters
As a result of the State District Sanitary Inspectorate inspection
There were imposed
1 600 fines amounted to 16 250 PLN
Reportedly a few prominent people and
celebrities as well as lesser - known citizens
were turned away at the club door.
It is certain that a few pop singers and
politicians as well as lesser - known citizens,
considered as nuisances, were turned away
at the club door.
There were left:
5 430 scarfs
4 378 pens
4320 lighters
1 260 caps
975 sets of keys
721 ties
520 ID cards
380 driving licenses
222 National Service books
193 National Health Service books
145 jumpers
130 pairs of socks
112 bras
110 pants
96 school cards
83 course records
75 jackets
69 coats
62 car remotes
55 mobile phones
52 glasses
34 wallets
29 earrings
14 wedding rings
11 MA certificates
9 watches
5 handbags
4 handgrenades
3 car audios
2 voluntary militia cards
1 gold medal of the 1968 World Championship
1 notarial act of a house in Sopot
1 MP card
1 marriage certificate
1 handcuffs
1 police card
Above-mentioned information was
collected thanks to our acquaintances.
It is not accurate and can not be used
as evidence in the Inland Revenue
or the Court of Justice.
The cockroaches on the website
are binary. |